Saturday, March 4, 2006

Plop Plops

My puppy is named Sydney...Specifically Special Agent Sydney Bristow. Why? Because my wife, Stacey, and I could not agree on a name. However, after spending last summer watching EVERY episode of Alias, I had an epiphany. Sydney was a good name. It fit Stacey's requirements...2 syllables, ending in a long E sound.

So that's the puppy's name. What could be cooler than being named after a covert intelligence operative? Especially since Sydney Bristow has been known to kick major butt. Sure, sure, Alias is being cancelled, but I blame that on Ben Affleck.

Despite being named after America's top agent, the puppy is also called...
Kid, and all variations, plop plops (because of her poops), Kidney, Sydney Ann, Sydney Aloiscious, Sydney Elizabeth, Stupid, Dummy, Stupid Dummy, Stinky, Smelly, Sydney Plop Plops, Stupid Ass, Little Shit, Little Girl, Curly Girly (only to Stacey), Skidmarks, Skittles, and...You Little Bitch!

ps: Sydney is the little one. Cammy is the big one. Sydney hops like a bunny


Becky said...

Reminds me of my pets and their names.
The one cat's name is Voodoo Meowsabub Lucifer Sam the Electric Hellfire Cat. Mostly he gets called Boo.

Anonymous said...

WOOHOO, somebody not related to read my blog!

Sara said...

Meanwhile, from someone related, I personally enjoy calling your dog as well as my own "You little bitch!" It's just funny!